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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 2 White Girls + A Starbucks? Basic Math"
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"I saw Michael J. Fox in a gardening centre the other day... He had his back to the fuchsia."
"So many rainbows so little rain. Please send rain, sincerely California."
"My friend compared me to a singular cloud in an otherwise blue summer sky No one wants me around. Which admittedly is pretty great...I had no idea he thought so highly of me."
"What's the difference between pink and purple? Grip strength."
"Some of my lowest points are when I try to ""like"" an email"
"Condoms... Are for pussies."
"whenever I think of the happy birthday song I imagine someone softly crying and singing it under their breath, blowing out a candle alone"
"I finally figured out what every woman wants. It's security. Thats what they are yelling everytime I talk to them."
"When I heard that my toaster wasn't water resistant... I was shocked!!"