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Joke of the Day

"What's small, black and full of cobwebs? An ethiopian's asshole."

"ME (drunkenly picking a fight with a cake): get out my face you jerk CAKE: hey pal you wanna piece of me?!? ME: ok wow now I'm conflicted"

"My girlfriend just dumped me for talking too much about video games, What a ridiculous thing to fallout 4.!"

"A bird in the... *BLOCKED* Birds of ... *BLOCKED The early bird catches the wo...*BLOCKED & REPORTED FOR ABUSIVE CONTENT -worms on Twitter"

"Me: [walks up to boss] *SLAP* Boss: WTH?! Me: It's Natl Bully Month Boss: No, it's Natl Bully PREVENTION Month! Me: well this is awkward"

"A threesome with an older couple Girl: Babe come over Guy: Can't having a threesome with an older couple Girl: My parents are not home Guy: I know"

"If you don't want me to sing at your kids then don't name them Roxanne."

"It's so sweet that curtains spend all day as far apart as possible.. but then get back together at night because they're scared of the dark."

"Pedophiles aren't all that bad at least they go slow in school zones!"

"Question: In China... ...is everything ""Made in China""?"