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Joke of the Day

"What's small, black and full of cobwebs? An ethiopian's asshole."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Adelia ! Adelia who ? Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !"

"They say Titanic was shot in a swimming pool. So was The Great Gatsby."

"The new $100 bills are insane. A purple stripe, the hologram thingy, the Ben Franklin that says ""kill, kill, kill"" as his eyes swirl..."

"Just lost my mood ring... not sure how I feel about that."

"Growing up on Disney movies has left me so disillusioned about small woodland creatures and their willingness to help me with my chores."

"He and I were best friends and roommates, so sex was never on the table. It was always on the couch, the bed, and the floor. Come on, we *eat* there."

"Did you hear about the antelope... Did you hear about the antelope that was trampled by a herd of elephants while getting dressed? He was a self dressed stamped antelope."

"Never threaten anyone. It spoils the surprise."

"What do you call it when a cat howls? It Meyowls"