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Joke of the Day
"-Hi, do you have books on midget discrimination? -Yeah, look on that top shelf in the corner"
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"Confucius say..... Confucius say man drunk in cemetery make grave mistakes"
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"why did the snowman smile? He saw the snowblower coming"
"Jokes Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk."
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"Pretty typical that a female Asian drove Reddit into a ditch, and now a white man has to dig it out."
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