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Joke of the Day

"Nepal: ""just like awkwardly stack two triangles to make our flag"" All the other countries have rectangles ""TWO TRIANGLES"" Alright ok fine"

"Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania? Dracula's dentist."

"I like my upvotes like I like my women. .. One at a time and not very often."

"Teacher asked us today, ""What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?"" You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)"

"My wife is such a terrible cook... We say grace after we're done eating."

"Im not a lawyer But I do have a small private firm right now."

"Why'd the factory worker hate their job? Because it was soda pressing."

"What do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal? A very upset child."

"My abs hurt today because last night I went to the gym and got punched in the stomach"

"I love it! My girlfriend is so deep.... They'll never find her body."