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Joke of the Day
"heard about the toilet that quit his job? he was tired of dealing with that shit every day"
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"Went to a skipping competition I didn't really want to, but I got roped in"
"""how was self-deprecating rap battle?"" I don't want to talk about it ""come on what happened?"" they saw my porsche ""oh ouch"""
"What do you call a thin North Korean leader? Skim Jong-Un (guess you could say he eats Skimchi)"
"I'm writing a theatrical work on puns It's a play on words."
"Did you hear about the guy that ran the erectile dysfunction support group? He had to disband the group because he couldn't raise enough members."
"Two cannibals, father and son, catch a blonde The son ""Dad, will we take her home and eat her?"" Dad ""No, we will take her home and eat your mom."""
"What does an Irish terrorist attack and a gambling addiction have in common? Dublin down"
"What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!"
"The cops said 911 was for emegencies only and not for me to report suspicious looking clouds."