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Joke of the Day
"What stories are told by basketball players? Tall stories!"
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"I should really stop writing ""lol"" after ""exercise"" on my to do lists."
"6/6/14 Dear Diary - Today was really great. Got a job as an intern with the CIA and sent a cool tweet. 6/7/14 Dear Diary - Guantanamo sucks."
"Today Donald Trump renewed his talk about surveillance on Mosques, gun control and adding alligators to FBI No Fly lists."
"Aasians hate the NFL Cause theres no more rice"
"I've never had a better karate instructor than a spider web."
"I burned 1000 calories today... Forgot I had a pizza in the oven."
"""Women don't like me, idk why?"" ""Maybe it's because they sense you're a psycho who will decapitate their cat?"" ""No, that can't be it."""
"Is there any Indian left? No, there's naan left."
"I have a severe allergy to alcohol Whenever I drink it I breakout in handcuffs."