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Joke of the Day

"If ebola had a font it would be www.dafont.com/ebola-font.font"

"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? Five. One to change the bulb and four to beat the shit out of the black guy who was originally hired to change the bulb."

"What would you call Hispanics if everyone in the world were completely equal? Equatinos"

"[girlfriend finally texts back] ME: i'm so mad at you. HER: i'm naked come over. ME: i'm not really mad i was jk lol omw babe"

"Where others used to bloat facial features or apply some filters to make someone look ugly. I could proudly boast #NoFilter"

"I wore a pedometer for a week. Good news -- I'm not a pedo."

"What did the guy with bad internet get? Loading..."

"How'd the stomach know the food went bad It was a a gut feeling"

"I asked Sean Connery what game he was going to play with Roger Federer tomorrow and what time he was going to go He replied: ""Tennish"""

"Thanks to incognito private browsing, nobody will discover my deepest, darkest secret.... That I play RuneScape."