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Joke of the Day

"What hangs at a man's thigh, and wants to poke the hole it's often poked before? A key."

"What do you call a conversation with your professor when you are blown? I guess you would call it a high-class conversation."

"Hey baby are you a basic bitch? Cause you're alkafine!"

"""murder"" she wrote ""your password must contain at least one number and one upper case letter"" the screen said ""murd3R"" she wrote, frowning"

"Two guys on /r/Jokes walk into a bar One adds lines after the punchline, while the other doesn't. The one who never adds these extra lines kicks the one who does. Son of a b****!"

"I don't like being told what to do unless I'm naked."

"Sources say Amazon to invest in maternity wards in hopes of expanding their delivery services."

"What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings? Legolas"

"Republicans: Don't let Syrians in! Trump: Don't let ANY Muslims in! Republicans: TOO FAR (dude be cool, we've got an election to win)"

"What do you call someone that hangs out with musicians? A drummer"