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Joke of the Day
"What hangs at a man's thigh, and wants to poke the hole it's often poked before? A key."
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"Velcro... What a ripoff!"
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"One day you'll find someone who loves you for you. Someone with low, low, super way low standards. Lower than what you're thinking right now"
"Every day, for the last two years, I've been putting something aside for a rainy day... ... But what am I going to do with 500 umbrellas and 200 pairs of wellies?"
"How do you find a fat girl's vagina? Roll her around in flour and look for the wet spot."
"I had my first ever threesome last night... There was a couple of no-shows but I still had a great time."
"If you're having second thoughts... You're two ahead of most people."
"A couple is in bed, smoking after sex. He: - According to what I saw and I felt tonight, I'm not the first. She: - Of course not, and according to what I felt, you're not even the last."