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Joke of the Day

"If a person were to give a speech about Mozart, where would they be most likely to do it? On the Dias On the Dias Oh Oh Oh, on the dais."

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"The Post Script by Adeline Extra"
"Why did the motorcycle suddenly stop running? Because it was two tired."
"Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant? Because her teacher told her to go do an essay."
"A math joke What do you call a bag that never approaches anything? *an asymp-tote*"
"What's the hardest part of a cabbage to eat? The wheelchair."
"Sure, as a white man I can't say the n word... But I can say things like, ""thanks for the warning officer"" and ""hey dad""."
"My kid wants pizza without the crust AND a side of breadsticks. It appears I've given birth to everything that's wrong with America."
"Why isn't there a Windows 9? ""Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?"" ""Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."""
"""That's what"" - She"