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Joke of the Day

"Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home."

"A parliament of owls, a murder of crows, a thatsso of ravens"

"I think I just had my first orgasm? I was shaking and my legs were shaking and everything. Then I just realized that wasn't a orgasm, ""THAT WAS A EARTHQUAKE!"" :'("

"Why was the car naked? It was missing a tire."

"I accidentally touched my wife's boob and she didn't recoil in disgust so things are looking up."

"four gay man walked into a bar They wanted a seat but there was only one stool. They decided to take turns sitting down until one man suggested to turn the stool upside down."

"Scientists proved that cows don't give us meat and milk. We just take it from them!"

"People keep asking me why I'm working for Dr Frankenstein. I'm only trying to make a living."

"""Should the cabin lose pressure oxygen masks will drop from the overhead area. Please place the bag over your own mouth and nose before assisting children or other adults acting like children."""

"Jaws (2015): ""(cell phone) Hi Coast Guard, yeah a shark is banging my boat oh you're on your way great thanks"""