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Joke of the Day
"Tofu is really overrated It's just a curd to me."
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"""Alright kids, I just got off the phone. Now, raise your hands if your parents are still alive!"" ""Not so fast, Billy."""
"When a newly married couple smile, everyone knows why. But when a fifteen year married couple smile every wonders why..!!!"
"What did Euler find in his toilet? A natural log"
"I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then it dawned on me ... they were cramming for their finals."
"What's a good treatment for insomnia? Bill Cosby"
"I leave the interview room as I entered it, karate chopping air and unemployed."
"Doctor talking to a woman Doctor says: It looks like you're pregnant. Woman says: I'm pregnant? Doctor says: No, it just looks like you're pregnant."
"Me: Shout out to all my homies! Homies: Stop shouting at us."
"What's with this 'running with scissors' bullshit? Why would you run with scissors? Are you that excited to cut paper?"