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Joke of the Day
"What does a pirate call his idiot son? A retarrrrrd"
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"What do you call a dog that doesn't have a life and hangs around the club for too long? A bitch."
"What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers? A virgin"
"It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles, that you realise... ...there is always a way to solve problems, without using violence."
"What was the best thing Kurt Cobain ever released? The safety."
"Made this one up today: How do you stop joint pain? Turn it around."
"Two gay deer walk out of a bar... One turns to the other and says ""damn dude, I cant beleive you blew twenty bucks in there"""
"I like vegans! I meant vagina's!"
"A man phones work and says ""Sorry, but I can't come in today, I'm really sick."" The boss asks, ""How sick are you?"" ""Well..."" the man replies ""I'm in bed with my mother."""
"I never really got the concept of exact change... It just never made cents."