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Joke of the Day
"Made this one up today: How do you stop joint pain? Turn it around."
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"""Our teacher has a bad memory. For three days she asked us how much is two and two. We told her it was four. But she still doesn't know. Today she asked us again!"""
"What Does a Farmer and Dubstep have in common? They both drop beats!"
"My grandpa was one of the Holocaust survivors... But then again, most guards survived."
"Olympic Rowing ...literally is taking place in sewage."
"I got a haircut recently. I thought it was too short at first, but it's started to grow on me."
"Who is the richest painter? Manet."
"When someone asks you if you've met their kids... ... it turns out that the proper reply is NOT ""Yes, heheh."""
"Sometimes I get jealous of the lingo black people use that I can't use. Then I remember as a white person I have things I can say that they can't like. ""Hey dad."" Or ""Thanks for the warning officer"""
"Riddle: What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak? A dead bird"