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Joke of the Day

"It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles, that you realise... ...there is always a way to solve problems, without using violence."

"Who was the fattest Renaissance painter? Donutello * I love pun jokes give me some more"

"What's the square root of 69? Eight something."

"*peeing in the urinal at McDonalds* *turns to the guy peeing in the other urinal* ""So, what did you order?"""

"Why do black people talk funny? They don't, it's a miff."

"I feel so off the grid. I watched the Grampas instead of the Grammys last night."

"The escalators at the mall suddenly began working super quickly, causing several people to fall over and brutally die. That escalated quickly."

"Apparently organ donation has to be *your own* organ and this police officer has a lot of questions."

"""she's too good for him"" ""he doesn't deserve her"" ""she should be with me"" ""I need a good girl like that"" --me looking at other people's dogs"