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Joke of the Day
"I never really got the concept of exact change... It just never made cents."
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"The shit stains in my toilet are so peaceful I just can't piss them off."
"To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present, they are due back at the library today.."
"How did the stem cell break it to his girl? It's not you; it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago"
"What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night? Chicago."
"What do you call an old skeleton's jokes? *Dry humer!*"
"Has the Supreme Court decided on Man v. Food yet?"
"Which way will it fall? If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land? Roosters don't lay eggs"
"What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics? None, even if you win, you're still retarded."
"""What's for dinner?"" Updog & chips. ""Does updog have gluten in it?"" No..wait..you're supposed to say... ""You know I can't have gluten Karen"""