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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog that doesn't have a life and hangs around the club for too long? A bitch."
Next Joke
"What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song? I'm dreaming of a white Christmas."
"What's big, green and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table."
"Why shouldn't you trust an atom? Because they make up everything."
"When covering gay marriage debates avoid asking ""which of you is the woman?"" It's the shorter guy."
"""Daddy, did you know Pluto was recently reclassified as a dwarf planet, or plutoid?"" ""Sweetie, I'm pretty sure he's a dog."""
"What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song? Jungle bells."
"On bad days I like to take a pregnancy test to remind myself that things could be much worse."
"What's the difference between yogurt and white people? If left out for 4,000 years, yogurt will develop culture."
"I've had blue balls for a week. I need to stop dipping them in ink."