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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog that doesn't have a life and hangs around the club for too long? A bitch."
Next Joke
"A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff. ""Baa-Dum-Tss"""
"What is a Cell? something you keep black people in"
"Halloween = Candy, Thanksgiving = Food, Christmas = Gifts, New Years = Drinks, Valentines = Sex, Birthdays = ALL OF THE ABOVE"
"I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger.... And then it hit me!"
"If I ever murder anyone I'm going to hide the body on my second or third page of favstar where no one will ever find it"
"HUMMING BEES Q: Why do bees hum? A: They don't know the words."
"What did the hail storm say to the roof? -Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles"
"What did the clock do after the good meal? He went back four seconds."
"Why were the people in twin towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane"