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Joke of the Day
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped."
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"""So....sad.....must...text...everyone I know..."" ~ Girls"
"Why are birthday's good for you? Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!"
"My girlfriend told me to ""tread lightly."" So when I ran over her, I drove really slow."
"I rarely watch Fox news because every time I do I feel like I'm sitting in on a very unpleasant condo board meeting"
"What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart? A tutor."
"A man rings work to tell them he's sick. ""How sick are you?"" ""How sick? Well, I'm fucking my sister for a start."""
"What's the difference between peanut-butter and jam ? You can't peanut-butter it into her ass !"
"Why does Hillary Clinton want to have sex with Bill Clinton first thing in the morning? She wants to be the first lady."
"Did you guys know about the security guard who got fired from the Sperm Bank? He got caught drinking in the job."