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Joke of the Day
"Why do Eyeballs Make Great Comedians? Because they are filled with vitreous humor!"
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"The older I get the more I realise how important it is to have two different cereals on the go at the same time so you don't get bored."
"Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj? Because he dropped the beet."
"Why do sharks swim in salt water? Because pepper water makes them sneeze!"
"What's more useless than a condom at a feminist rally? Everyone there."
"If I were a bird, you'd be the first person I'd shit on."
"What do you call a happy wizard? Optimystical"
"I taught my parents something today... ...I guess they learned from their mistake"
"What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!"
"My wife says ""Don't walk away when I'm talking to you"" when 1. she's not talking, she's yelling, and 2. I'm not walking away, I'm retreating"