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Joke of the Day
"What sound does a frog make while jacking off? Rubbit Rubbit"
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"What's an epileptic man's least favorite element? Cesium."
"I worked at a Chili's when I was in college, which is so embarrassing. I usually just tell people I was a stripper."
"[Courtroom] Judge: Have you been up before me? Convict: I don't know, Judge. What time were you up this morning?"
"Boy at FBI headquarters saw pictures of 10 most wanted men & said, ""Why didn't you keep them when you took their picture?"""
"What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull your meat out."
"When someone asks for one of my french fries, I react like the majestic cheetah by snarling and taking my food to the top of a tree."
"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer, I don't know what they're laced with but I've been tripping all day..."
"Can't trust CNN? Next thing ya know Nigerian royalty sending me emails will be fake."
"What kind of bugs bother sporting dogs? Ath-fleats!"