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Joke of the Day

"Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team? Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States."

"/r/Jokes won the International Green Awards! 97% recycled content."

"A girl asked me for a dick pic. I told her sorry, my phone doesn't take panoramic pics."

"Why is it the the people who drink the most Red Bull are the people who seem to have the least going on?"

"Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence."

"With a face like that, I think it's a safe to say, life's been handing Renee Zellweger lemons for quite some time."

"Shout out to octopi. The spiders of the sea since 1981."

"While other countries are doubling down on education, we're using chicken breasts as sandwich bread."

"Trying to decide who to leave my middle fingers to when I die."

"What do you get when you run over a goose? Goose bumps."