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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise? - A: It's meow-sic to their ears!"

"What was Anne Frank's middle name? Ashley"

"What do you call a cross between a donkey and an onion? A piece of ass that will bring a tear to your eye"

"Have you ever tried to do ""The Dolphin"" during sex? It's when you try and stick it in the butt and she shakes her head saying ""eh-eh, eh-eh, eh-eh""."

"Which blood type do most of the people in Taiwan's capital city have? Taipei"

"Sorry! i'm not desperate because i'm single. I'm single, because i'm not desperate."

"What is a detective duck supposed to do? Quack the case! I'll show myself out."

"As long as the stupid phrase ""interracial relationship"" exists, I'm going to refer to same race ones as a ""color-coordinated relationship."""

"People who tweet in riddles need to know I'm not Batman."

"Twitter announced today that they've lost 134 million dollars this year. I don't know if they want us to look for it or what the deal is."