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Joke of the Day

"Interviewer: ""What's your greatest strength?"" *45 minutes later* Me: ""I'm very comfortable with silence."""

"Some days i think im slightly intelligent, other days i try to take a screenshot of my cracked phone screen"

"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? French onion soup."

"What do u call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto"

"What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Damn"

"What do you call an Irishman sitting in your Backyard? Paddy O'Furniture"

"Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible? Because it's a pastor ;)"

"I turned my phone onto ""Airplane mode"" and threw it up into the air... Worst transformer ever"

"[NSFW] How do you tell if your Billy Idol fan girlfriend has a Three Stooges fetish? In the midnight hour she cried ""Moe! Moe! Moe!"""

"""Sir u have a hernia"" ""Haha c'mon doc don't u mean a HISnea?"" ""No I meant hern-"" ""Im obviously a guy. How did u even get a medical license?"""