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Joke of the Day

"I just stopped by the Apple store to use the restroom. iPeed."

"I'm just grateful that I don't have to draw on my eyebrows everyday because I would totally forget to do that."

"eer booze and fun!' 'Q: What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar? A: Ok you 2 dont start anything"

"""Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs"" could also describe every menu item at Olive Garden."

"A girl walks into a bar... A girl walks into a bar and says, ""I'll have a double entendre."" So the bartender gives her Triple Secs."

"The only way I'd ever get to ""bang"" a hot chick, is if I run up to one and slam her head into a wall."

"What makes men cheat on women? Women!"

"I found a bug in Madden 2015 I sacked Tony Romo, and he didn't break his collarbone."

"What did the pea say to the peanut? At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about."

"This day in history. 1940. Carbon-14 was discovered, allowing us to estimate the age of organic materials such as wood, leather, and Cher."