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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Judge Judy when she dresses like a vampire? Cunt Dracula"
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"""If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my Sven."" -Kristoff"
"Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party? They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS."
"If you could choose between having a light saber or saving a child..... Which color light saber would you choose?"
"Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead."
"I bought a duckdoo yesterday! 'What's a duckdoo?' ""quack, quack"""
"They say you can find out what kind of person someone is by the porn they watch... ...turns out I'm a lesbian."
"I just got a Facebook invite to my brother's non-alcoholic Mormon wedding. I dunno which part of that sentence makes me want to cry more."
"What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies? A dead cat."
"If you use a wrong word in a tweet and a grammar nazi loses his shit- Try these consoling words : ""Their, there, they're. It'll be okay"""