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Joke of the Day
"I bought a duckdoo yesterday! 'What's a duckdoo?' ""quack, quack"""
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"What's a blind person's least favorite theme park? Seaworld"
"I can tell if someone's uncomfortable around me just by staring at them for 3 hours."
"If your status update contains the words, ""I know 99% of you won't repost this,"" there is a 99% chance you're an idiot."
"Did you hear about the new mobile dating app for pedophiles? Kinder."
"*smashes car through your living room* Fancy meeting you here, have you been getting my text messages?"
"What's the hardest thing about skydiving? The Ground"
"I slept like a baby last night I shat my pants and woke up every two hours"
"What do you call a rooster from China? Caucasian"
"I've been reading a lot about how to live and eat healthier and then not doing anything with that information."