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Joke of the Day

"People go to the bar hoping for two things...to get hammered or to get nailed."

"Box wine? I prefer the term Cardboardeaux."

"How did Frankenstein's monster eat his lunch? He bolted it down."

"How to kill a spider: get a piece of tissue paper, approach it slowly, and very carefully, burn the house down."

"A woman who has no idea how hot she is, is so hot."

"If McDonalds wants to check my $10 bill for signs of counterfeit, I should be able to check their chicken for chicken."

"Can't sleep knowing there's a Toblerone in the mini bar."

"If I had $10 for every time someone called me racist... Black people would rob me."

"What do women and dog poop have in common? The older they are the easier they are to pick up."

"As an adult, I don't like talking about church I went as a kid, but it's a touchy subject"