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Joke of the Day

"Why was the chronic masturbater restrained to his hospital bed? He kept trying to discharge himself"

"What does mosquito say when its parents die? shhhhhh.....it !!"

"What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine? You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes"

"To err is human... To not know what err means is American."

"Why do teenage girls hangout in odd-sized groups at Starbucks? Because they can't even."

"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning"

"When I was younger, I was so stupid, I made bad decisions that will haunt me for the rest of my life. And by ""younger"" I mean yesterday."

"Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound."

"Girls adore it when you guess their weight as they walk by."

"10 Type of people in this world There are 10 type of people in this world. People that understand binary, and people that don't."