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Joke of the Day
"Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher? He only had one pupil."
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"95% of the men's fashion budget on 'American Idol' goes to leather cuff bracelets and wallet chains."
"A wise man once said... Man who fish in other mans well catch many crabs."
"What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"""
"Judge: For the crimes you have committed you will go to prison for 10 years Me: That's a long sentence! Judge: Ok - ""you get 10 years"""
"My friend was in a terrible accident, and now has to breathe through a straw ...you could say he sucks at life."
"I don't trust kids as far as I can throw them. Currently my record for trusting a kid is 6 feet 11-1/4 inches."
"Donald Trump managed to build his wall and kept the mexicans out. Now he has a new target for extinction: Ladders, ropes, shovels, airplanes..."
"Why did we use guns in world war 2 against the Germans? We could've used Frebreze, it kills 99.99% of germs anyways."
"What do you a white convict stuck between two black convicts? An Oreo crookie"