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Joke of the Day

"Girl Logic: I'd like him a lot more if he ignored and liked me a little less."

"A naked jew with an erection ran into a wall He broke his nose"

"Q: Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love? A: They got married in the spring."

"Just saw the book ""Marriage for Dummies."" Shouldn't there be an ""is"" in there somewhere?"

"My wife can suffer in silence louder than anyone I know."

"Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt? *Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*"

"Deep Thoughts Do you think that, when two police officers are having sex, they appreciate the fact that they are copulating?"

"Why is Santa so Jolly? He knows where all the BAD girls live. (not oc)"

"Past, present and future walk into a bar... it was tense"

"If I ever start a customer service company, I'm going to name it 'Hold Please'."