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Joke of the Day
"Why is Santa so Jolly? He knows where all the BAD girls live. (not oc)"
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"Why don't blind people go sky diving? It freaks out the dogs!"
"My neck, my back. My pizza and my snacks."
"How many cockroaches does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know. When I turn on the light they're all gone."
"Who cares that Bush did 9/11? Its not that bad or particularly good. Its 82% that's a low ""B""."
"What's the difference between cows and bulls? It takes longer to milk the bull."
"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye-deer!"
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. To be read: *seven ate nine*"
"How do you make a Jewish philosopher have a Eureka moment? Tell him the Final Solution."
"Pigeons always look like they're jamming out to an invisible iPod."