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Joke of the Day

"My husband asks too many questions. ""Who is Steve?"" ""Why does he call all the time?"" ""What's this bill for a hotel room?"""

"The pickle is like your sandwich's pet"

"Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are together in a lifeboat in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. No land in sight. No ships in sight. Who survives? The American people."

"What does Santa call the elf police? The Po Po Po."

"What has 10 letters and starts with gas? Automobile."

"I sleep better naked and it's more comfortable WHY CAN'T THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT UNDERSTAND THIS?"

"If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants."

"My friend just sent me this one. > To the person who stole my Microsoft Office, I will find you! > You have my Word!"

"What do you call a bear with no teeth? A faggot with dentures."

"what is the hardest part to eat on a vegetable? the wheelchair."