201726

Joke of the Day

"Superman: Kinda sucks you can't fly. Batman: It's okay. Superman: Why? Batman: My planet hasn't exploded, so I can still walk and drive."

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"I'm starting a fusion restaurant that serves gyros made with haggis I'm calling it ""Organ Doner""."
"f (x) walks into a bar... The barman says ""Sorry, we don't cater for functions"""
"Dallas Black people: please be Muslim please be Muslim please be Muslim Muslim people: please be black please be black please be black"
"IMAGINE if twitter, facebook, and msn all broke at the same time. we might have to actually get lives."
"A jewish girl asks her dad for $50... ""$40? What on earth do you need $30 for?"""
"Hating people takes too much energy. I just pretend they're dead."
"I'm not saying women are smarter than men, but its kinda ironic that there's so few known women serial killers and so many unsolved murders."
"What's the name of the best brewer in the world? Bock Goodale"
"What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent? Squeaky clean clothes."