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Joke of the Day
"[First day as a private investigator] *Forgets to turn off camera shutter sound *Gets murdered"
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"dark humor never gets old just like a kid with cancer"
"Today I accidentally dropped my sunglasses into the toilet and flushed them. Tomorrow a very cool alligator will rule the sewers."
"What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm? A quarter-pounder with cheese."
"What do you call women who are faster than me? Virgins. Sorry if it's a repost, I'm fairly new here."
"What did Donald Trump do in Musical theatre? ^^^(jazz-hands)"
"HILLARY: donald-- TRUMP: --wrong HILLARY: ...trump-- TRUMP: --wrong HILLARY: [smiling serenely] ...is good TRUMP: --wrong. nno wait. nno. no, no"
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"What does Bill Clinton say to Hillary after sex? I'll be home in 20 minutes."
"The creator of WinRAR was arrested and put on trial The trial was supposed to last 40 days, but it keeps on going"