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Joke of the Day

"""Good evening, I will be your waiter for tonight. What would you like to Instagram?"" - how waiters should greet people"

"Ex-wife died in a car wreck yesterday. Didn't send flowers, thought might be weird to the family. That and didnt know other drivers address."

"Hey kids! Make your voice heard this election day by hiding your parents identification! (Not applicable in some states)"

"What do you call a cold hotdog? A cold-dog"

"I was trying to think of a joke about Vietnam.... but then I realized people might find tet offensive."

"I am a bank robber... I took a pen from the teller"

"Which 20th century President's wife looked like she could have been LGBT? Eleanor Brucevelt."

"I see lots of posts on this subreddit that could also work well on the subreddit for puns. Which got me to thinking, r/jokes and puns the same thing?"

"What's the best thing a Star Wars fan would like to find in his garden? Princess Leia with her tits out"

"If you never jumped from couch to couch as kid to avoid the lava, then you missed out on childhood."