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Joke of the Day

"I was trying to think of a joke about Vietnam.... but then I realized people might find tet offensive."

"Put the punchline in another post. http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2l881i/how_do_you_keep_an_idiot_in_suspense/"

"What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ? An elephant disguised as a banana !"

"What do you call a plane with no wings? Fly Curious."

"What do angry beavers build? DAMNITS!"

"Why couldn't cinderella play soccer? She always ran away from the ball"

"I'd hate to play baseball with the witches from Macbeth Because they think that Fair is Foul and Foul is Fair."

"Rectum? Damn near killed'em Does anyone know the beginning of this joke? I only know the butt of it."

"Teacher: What's 2 and 2? Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good? that's perfect!"

"*spits out mouthful of peacock feathers* I'm sorry, I thought these were for just anyone to eat. *gets escorted from zoo*"