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Joke of the Day
"Which 20th century President's wife looked like she could have been LGBT? Eleanor Brucevelt."
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"What do Caitlyn Jenner and WWII have in common? The Battle of the Bulge."
"How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated? Defeeted"
"Me: My dog has gone missing Dog pound: What colour is it? Me: Brown Dog pound: Sex? Me [turns to wife]: Has the dog lost his virginity?"
"Just saw a woman talking on a pay phone. It was so disorienting that for a moment I thought I had been transported to 1990."
"There's a new biographic movie about Tolstoi TolStory coming soon to theaters near you"
"What do you a paralyzed gangster? A crip."
"Politicians are like diapers.... They must be changed often and for the same reason."
"How did the geometry teach kill himself? He used a hypote-""noose"""
"Our scariest president was probably Rushmore, because he had four heads"