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Joke of the Day

"If you never jumped from couch to couch as kid to avoid the lava, then you missed out on childhood."

"How do you keep an AssHole in suspense?"

"When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you??"

"What do you call someone who is obsessed with a constant breeze? a 'fan'atic."

"What's black and white and red all over? A nun falling down the stairs."

"So a black man walks into a store and bought 5 items. April fools, he stole them."

"A man was stabbed in the stomach in an alley... he was gonna punch him back, but he didn't have the guts."

"Conan: The US is on pace 2 b the world's largest producer of oil. So if history has taught us anything, the US will soon be invading the US."

"Intentionally or not, gays are the only people fighting overpopulation and it's time for everyone else to join the fight. But first..."

"What do you call a slippery book? Non-Friction"