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Joke of the Day

"What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league? Rink injustice!"

"A crime boss works part time selling grass to people in his home city... I went over to his shop and asked if I could help him with his sales. He told me to stay off his turf."

"Are you made of berillium, gold and titanium? Because you are BeAuTiful."

"My friend told me that I didn't know the meaning of the word ""ironic""... ...which was ironic, because we were at the train station."

"RANDOM FACT: Having eye contact for more than 6 seconds without looking away or blinking reveals a desire for either sex or murder."

"Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? It's a tender tail!"

"I like sex. My wife is pregnant! We are going to have a boy or abortion."

"""What are the names of the 3 greatest kings who have brought more happiness and peace into people's lives than anything else?"" Answer: Smo-KING, drin-KING, and fuc-KING !"

"Rehab addicts go to rehab rehab."

"Every single morning I get hit by the same bike It's a vicious cycle."