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Joke of the Day

"Why do I only ran through campsites? Because it's past tents"

"*pulls curtain back while wife is in the shower* me: Are we - stop screaming, it's just me- are we out of Cheetos?"

"I bet it turns out 100% of serial killers wore jeans to the gym."

"I ordered at a Reddit Deli I messed up and ordered the wrong sub."

"Q: Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise? A: It was all-oink-lusive."

"I can walk up to any dog, rub its butt and make a friend. That trick only works about half the time on people."

"Walmart keeps two elderly people on staff at all times: one to greet you, and one to walk slowly in front of you on the way out."

"2 dudes Came here to tell a gay joke, Butt fuck it."

"Haloween is over, but i just saw a group of people dressed up as the ghosts of the Cone Heads."

"I won a fight that was five against one in Baltimore today. We totally kicked the shit out of that guy."