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Joke of the Day
"A friend of mine has a left foot fetish. It's just not right."
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"Doing word problems as a kid as helped me in adulthood. ""Dan doesn't have enough money for his bills, how long before he is homeless?"""
"What do you call a Russian bovine covered in lichen? A Moss-cow"
"""knock knock."", ""Who's there?"", ""Allah"", ""allah who?"" ""ALLAHU AKBARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!"""
"Why doesn't Marty McFly drink wine? Too many Tannens."
"Prank: if you're standing at a busy intersection light beside a guy staring at his phone take 2 steps forward & see if he walks into traffic"
"I thought by this point in my life I would know what to do with my arms when I sleep, but nope, still confused."
"How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end."
"Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty? Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder."
"Are you a geologist? You can analyse my rocks anytime ;)"