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Joke of the Day
"Why do elephants have big flat feet? To stamp out flaming ducks."
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"How does NASA organize their missions. They Planet."
"A wise man once said... ""If you make a woman laugh, you've half-undressed her."" However, if you half-undress and she laughs, that's a different thing altogether."
"Why cant some one stay straight while playing hide n seek in IKEA?... ...cuz they'll have to come out of the closet at some point."
"A little girl and a little boy were sitting in a bathtub together.. The little girl looks down and asks, ""can I touch it?"" He answers, ""NO WAY- YOU ALREADY BROKE YOURS OFF!"""
"if the neighbor kid is driving you nuts practicing saxophone you can complain or teach her Careless Whisper - maybe be a problem solver"
"Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... ... Just kidding"
"Alcohol is not the answer But it is a solution"
"""Dad, we need to talk."" ""Alright."" He grabs a chair and sits. ""Dad, you-"" He grabs yet another chair. ""DAMMIT DAD YOU'RE ADDICTED TO CHAIRS"""
"Did you hear about the guy who pick pocketed a midget? How could he stoop so low?"