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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between extremist and /r/the_donald? At least one group can grow a beard."

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a snail Don't worry we'll soon have you out of your shell!"

"Walking condoms Two condoms are walking down the street. As they pass a gay bar one turns to the other and says.... you wanna go inside and get shit faced?"

"Q: Did you hear about the girl who skipped rope while she read? A: She jumped to conclusions."

"A farmer was counting his cows and found out that he had 196, but when he rounded them up, he had 200."

"no thanks La-Z-Boy. I like my furniture gender neutral"

"If you crossed two cows with a flock of ducks what would you get? Milk and quackers!"

"Arguing with religious people is like trying to explain quantum mechanics to a potato."

"What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess? The latter is a group of cunning runts."

"I was reading in the paper that more people have been held at Gun Point this year than ever before. So why do people keep going to Gun Point?"