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Joke of the Day
"There are two kinds of friends: 1. Friends with benefits 2. Friends with potential."
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"What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet? Tony."
"Teacher With student.. Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it."
"What do you call a blood vessel with a carrot jammed into it? A carroted artery."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bridget ! Bridget who ? Bridget the end of the world !"
"I met a girl named ""JKMNO"" today when I mispronounced her name. I asked her proper pronunciation... Her name was ""No L"""
"Did you hear the one about the dyslexic insomniac agnostic? He lay awake at night, wondering if there is a dog."
"Your momma's so fat, she's like the negative cosine of X... They both go down after pi"
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... ba-dum tss"
"Real girls have curves. A real girl is just one long, continuous curve. Do not date girl unless she is a parabola."