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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet? Tony."

"Which award did the knoc knock joke get? The nobel prize."

"If George Washington Carver became a teacher, what would his nickname be? The Nutty Professor"

"100m Dash A girl says to her friend ""The last time I had sex was like the 100 meter dash"" Her friend says ""What, over in 6 seconds?"" ""No, with 8 black men and a gun."""

"Did you know that 69 is now 96? With this worsening economy, it costs a lot more to eat out."

"What do you call an inflatable dad? Pops."

"What country uses the most foul language? Turkey"

"A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns.. But I soon realized that toucan play at that game."

"Why did Microsoft skip to Windows 10? Because 7 8 9. (For those that haven't heard the news: http://www.polygon.com/2014/9/30/6873967/windows-10-announced-microsoft-pc)"

"What's the difference between an egg and a root? You can beat an egg, but you can't beet a root!"