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Joke of the Day
"What did Jean-Luc Picard say in frustration to the incompetent Singer repairman? Make it *sew*!"
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"It is rude to Digg an article without first checking for gass, waterr or other utilityy lines."
"SOBER is actually an acronym that stands for: Son Of a Bitch, Everything's Real"
"Every time ""Cops"" comes on I'm like ""PLEASE don't show my episode."""
"Whenever I order room service and the person tells me how long until the food arrives, I whisper, ""If I'm alive by then,"" and hang up."
"Ran out of toilet paper, so I had to use leaves. Just kidding, but my son learned a big lesson about leaving his clothes in the bathroom."
"Turns out there is no Easter today, they found the body."
"What do you call 1000 lesbians with guns? Militia Etheridge"
"Where does a pirate go on vacation? Arrrrrland."
"I always have a suicide note in my shower so that i wont look stupid if i ever slip and crack my head"