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Joke of the Day
"How do we know that slaves went to college? They all had masters"
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"All my life I've refused to wear perfume. But then an aggressive perfume-salesperson knocked some scents into me."
"Seize the day. Repossess the evening. Impound last week. Forcibly confiscate the entire month of September."
"Ants Dancing Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar? A: The lid said, ""Twist to open."""
"Back in my day invincibility cheats used to be called God Mode. 90 kid's will understand."
"An insanely hot girl sat across me in the train this morning and our eyes met. I thought I'd have a raging boner. But then she had one first."
"What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas? Nebola"
"If you ever feel stupid, just remember that every day, people are searching the internet to find out ""Is the drug from LIMITLESS real?"""
"Just thought about sex for the 100th time today, and let me tell you, it's definitely NOT the thought that counts."
"Whats the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies? My dick."