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Joke of the Day
"Why does the KKK wear all white? Because they hate black, people!!!"
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"Interview Boss: What could you bring to this company? Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to."
"What's long, brown, and sticky? A stick."
"*jumps out of plane* *begins reading parachute instruction manual* STEP 1: PUT ON PARACHUTE *looks up* Well hell"
"Whats the point in picking up a bag of pills... ...if you are just going to drop them?"
"my wife's divorcing me and i asked reddit for help i hit the lawyer, what now"
"Hilary Clinton is elected president ... FTFY"
"[ during job interview ] - ""Why do you think you would make a good asset to our team?"" - ""I give up, why?"""
"Q: What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets? A: The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off."
"A guy started Social Network rehab centre; It has no computers, no wifi, no mobiles, no tablets & no customers"