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Joke of the Day

"My brother and I were playing chess, and I said to him 'care to make this interesting?' He said 'sure'. So we stopped playing chess."

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"Its and old, old joke... But some how it came to mind last night: ""Apart from that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?"" (Tnx to Jeff Greenfield)"
"If future me us reading this some how, please reply ASAP Need help with my life"
"Just finished a puzzle in only two weeks! I'm pretty proud of myself, because the box said 3-5 years."
"Baby momma drama doesn't exist in the middle east.... Baby Bomba drama however"
"What present did the kid with no hands get? Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet."
"I'm having a hard time trying to decide on which pencil to use for my English literature exam. 2B or not 2B - that is the question."
"What does a nosy pepper do? Get jalapeno business."
"A lawyer, a high jumper and an Irish man walk up to a bar The lawyer passed it, the high jumper jumped over it and the Irish man went in and got wasted."
"My wife is fucking awesome. Although usually I prefer to go by Steven."