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Joke of the Day
"Someone called me lazy today, I almost replied"
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"Darth: You should not have come back, old man. Obi Wan: I DIDN'T. I was going to Alderaan. You caught our ship with a tractor beam. Idiot."
"What bait do you use to catch a space fish? A worm hole"
"Tomi Lahren is pretty confident for a person whose first and last names are both misspelled"
"What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection? He came and went at the same time."
"what is awesome and witty? heres a hint, join the two words and put a jew in there"
"*psst... ok ok be quiet... ssshhh...* uhhh... how do you sell a duck to a deaf guy? WANNA BUY A DUCK?!?! Uh... This joke isn't as good written down :-("
"I hope that when the zombies finally do come, they're all dyslexic and they only go after Brians."
"Adam: Eve, you read the terms and conditions before using that Apple product right? Eve: Uh yeah, totally"
"Q: Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing? A: The balls are lighter and you don't have to change shoes."