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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find her? Because she's Transparent."
Next Joke
"Have you guys heard about the new store called moderation? *They have everything there!*"
"We never knew he was a drunk... until he showed up to work sober."
"What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k? You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck."
"I accidenty said Hi to a feminist the other day... My court case starts tomorrow"
"Rather than ever clean a window I just tell people they're frosted."
"Have any of you heard back from D yet? DEEZ NUTZ HAHA GOT EM"
"Why does Peter Pan always fly? Because he Neverlands! You're welcome."
"How do you tell if Donald Trump is in your house? I sas Donald Trump today in my house, he had a gun."
"What do you call a Russian Lizard? Commie commie commie commie chameleon."